High Five (Edition II)

By Austin Kranc

1. Why do students become uncouth on weekends?
Because they have no class.

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2. Why do science students work best together?
Because they have chemistry.

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3. Why did the student break his carrot in half at 11:45 AM?
Because it was lunch break.

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4. Why do students turn on computers, on hot days?
Because they want to open Windows.

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5. Teacher: Write an essay for tomorrow on bananas.
Student:

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