By Austin Kranc

1. Why do students become uncouth on weekends?
Because they have no class.

2. Why do science students work best together?
Because they have chemistry.

3. Why did the student break his carrot in half at 11:45 AM?
Because it was lunch break.

4. Why do students turn on computers, on hot days?
Because they want to open Windows.

5. Teacher: Write an essay for tomorrow on bananas.
Student: