Five Jokes by Austin Kranc

1. A student holds a putter.
“I’m now a student leader. I own the golf club.”

2. A science teacher shows her students a live frog ready for dissection.
“Class we will perform an experiment.”
She puts the frog down.
“Jump!”
The frog jumps.
She then cuts off the frog’s legs.
“Jump!” She says again; yet this time the frog doesn’t jump.
“Did you see that, class? Frogs without legs can’t hear!”

3. A student comes to his math teacher for extra help.
“I can do addition, but I can never figure out subtraction problems,” says the student. “What’s the difference?”
The teacher responds, “Exactly.”

4. An exhausted student exits his physics class. He approaches his friend.
Student: I’m extremely tired and sweaty.
Friend: Why? Which class did you just have?”
Student: “Physic-al education.”

5. At this school there is the business club and the cooking club.
One makes dough, the other is cooking club.